The Main Street Journal is
your newest and most dependable news source for updates on Disney Parks & Resorts, keeping Guests and Cast Members alike more informed than ever before. a work of satire. Any posts regarding Disney Parks & Resorts on this page are works of fiction, even if our fake stories are mostly true.
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